wereguppy
Blissfully Ignorant
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« on: September 23, 2011, 09:37:22 AM » |
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I just read it this morning and realized that I've been corrupted by this podcast after reading the following section:
"After a time the man left me alone in the attic room. It was very dingy and dusty, and only primitively furnished, but it had a neatness which shewed it was not a slum-denizen's quarters."
I thought "If I ever own a speakeasy I'm going to call it 'The Slum-Denizen's Quarters' and have a big neon sign based on the Coppertone logo. But instead of a little girl it'd be a homeless guy and instead of a Cocker Spaniel, it'd be some horrible mangy dog pulling the guy's pants down."
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JulieH
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 10:36:42 AM » |
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LOL!
I've always just wanted to name a perfume "Ineffable Foetor", but no one would agree on how to pronounce it.
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catamount
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 10:59:21 AM » |
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You can put it right across the street from Chad's goth club, The Charnel Booty.
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'Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.'
Robert E. Howard, "The Tower of the Elephant"
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old book
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2011, 07:48:06 PM » |
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Nightlife in Dunwich township is looking up!
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We live on a placid Rhode Island and Providence Plantations of ignorance in the midst of the black seas of an infinity of dark foreigners, and it was not meant that we should voyage too far.
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Ruth - CthulhuChick
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2011, 11:36:21 PM » |
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Nightlife in Dunwich township is looking up!
Sadly, nightlife in Innsmouth still consists of swimming races. |
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old book
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2011, 07:56:02 AM » |
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Don't forget the submarine races. Parking on Lovers' Lane, lowering the top and watching the submarines shell Devil Reef.
"Did you get to second base?"
"Yeah, she took the pledge."
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We live on a placid Rhode Island and Providence Plantations of ignorance in the midst of the black seas of an infinity of dark foreigners, and it was not meant that we should voyage too far.
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JulieH
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2011, 11:24:02 AM » |
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Hot-tubbing with a chicks with gills? Oh, yeah!
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Bob Lovecraft
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2011, 08:32:43 AM » |
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Dammit JulieH! You got to the comment before I did!  Of course, you kept your comment somewhat clean and only implied the advantages of tubbing with a girl who doesn't have to hold her breath underwater. I however intend to expound on it in great detail. Oh, wait, I think I just gave it away with that last sentence. Damn my premature enunciation!  Bob |
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If someone ever dares you to read the Necronomicon out loud... just say no.
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JulieH
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 10:30:51 AM » |
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Works the other way too - just that most chicks don't date fish guys, on principal - Cold Fins, Cold heart.
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Bob Lovecraft
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2011, 10:37:07 AM » |
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Well you know, my dad did give me a bit of advice when I was 16 that I didn't understand for several years. He told me if I wanted to be a good boyfriend, I needed to learn how to breath through my ears. Of course now I know what he means, but damn, that confused the hell out of me for a while.  Bob |
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If someone ever dares you to read the Necronomicon out loud... just say no.
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