NSFW - At Her Mound of Madness and other HPL porno titles

[fubarinpittsburgh]

brokeback mountain of madness?

DAMN! You beat me to it!

[Bob Lovecraft]

brokeback mountain of madness?

DAMN! You beat me to it!

"Why can't I quit you, Armitage? Why?"

"Shut up an kiss me, Whilbur..."

Bob (I do not have access to a vomiting emoticon, but if i did, you would have seen it...)

[Genus Unknown]

Just want to point out real quick that Brokeback Mountain isn't a porno. It's a sappy tearjerker that happens to feature two dudes.

[Bob Lovecraft]

Just want to point out real quick that Brokeback Mountain isn't a porno. It's a sappy tearjerker that happens to feature two dudes.

True, but there was som nice cowboy on cowboy action in it. Plus it has both Heath Ledger and Jake Gylenhall (or however you spell the damn name) thus qualifying in nearly every female mind viewing it as a legitimate porno movie.

Bob

[kulain]

Just want to point out real quick that Brokeback Mountain isn't a porno. It's a sappy tearjerker that happens to feature two dudes.

i have never seen that movie as i do not watch romance drama type of things, but i will totally watch the porno version for some hot shoggoth on star shaped barrel action.

[Phil]

Tickle-Lili   

[TheMediocreYoungishOne -Tom-]

H.P. Lovecraft and Randolph Carter present...

A Nyarlathotep production...

In association with Cthulhu Fhtagn Ventures...

*fade to black*

The Fling on The Whore's Step

Starring:

Ron Jermyn and Jenna Hazathoth

[Paul Baack]

Fun Guy from Yuggoth
The Cathouse of Ulthar
From Behind
What the Poon Brings
On Receiving a Picture of Schwantz

 

[Genus Unknown]

The Flaunter in the Park

[Boneworm]

Clark Ashton Smith's "The Coming of the White Worm" doesn't really leave much room for being pornified...

[Genus Unknown]

The Jiggler in the Blouse

[old book]

The Naughty Clergyman
At the Mountains of Badness
The Dream-Quest of Unknown Judith
The Reams in the Witch-House
The Dumbitch Horror
Herbert West--Reanalmator
The Horror of Rod's Hook
The Lady Out of Time
The Shadow That Did Innsmouth
The Shunned Horse
The Whisperer in Dark Muff
The Beast in Her Cave
Beyond the Wall of Sheep
The Hooker
The Call of Cnthulhu
Pussies of Ulthar
Celephenis
Cool Hair
George the Dagon Slayer
The Doom That Came in Sarnath
True Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Sex Cult
The Haunter of the Dark Triangle
She
The Pound
Hypna the Nymph of the Pole Star
In Her Vault
Lurking Attraction
Big Glass Bottle
Midnight in the Moon-Bog of Good and Evil
The Deflowering of Ericha Zann
The Mysterious Slip
The Nameless Titty
Nyarlathotep Does the Audient Void
The Utter Gods
Inside Her
Dickman's Poodle
The Picture in the Cat-House
Pole Aria
The Quest of Uranus
The Rats in Her Garden
The Secret Cave, or John Lee's Adventure
The Strange High Blouse on Her Chest
Sweet Ermengarde
The Temple of Desire
The Terrible Old Man
The Crack Lady on the Doorstep
The Womb
The Transition of Yvonna Riviero
The Tree
The Unnamable Act
The Very Old Poke
What the Moon Brings
The White Slave Ship
The Orgy That Ended the Century
The Challenge of the Space Nymphs
Squirting Cosmoses
The Crawling of Kayla Oswald
The Curse of Woman with Xena Bishop
The Diary of Alona Huffer
The Desecration with Dwayne W. Driver
The Electric Dungeonmaster with Ada de Castro
The Horror of Martin's Bulge starring Sonya Solera
In the Walls of Erica with Kenneth Sterling Long
The Man of Bone with Hazel Head
Medusa's Soiled with Xena Bishop
The Indians' Mound with Xena Bishop
The Night Motion with Bob Barlong
Out of Condoms starring Hazel Head
Cuckoldry and the Gods introducing Helen Anne Crofts
Through the Gates of the Silver Pee starring E. Coughman-Price
The Trap starring Eric Estrada
Imprisoned with the Pharaoess introducing Harry Houdini
Banged to Death starring Hazel Head (a fictional portrayal)

[Lambda]

Cool Hair

Lulz, that is awesome! 

[old book]

You ask me to explain why I am afraid of being brushed by a lock of cool hair; why I shiver more than others upon entering a cold room, and seem nauseated and repelled when the chill of evening creeps through the heat of a mild autumn day. There are those who say I respond to cold as others do to a bad odour, and I am the last to deny the impression. What I will do is to relate the most horrible circumstance I ever encountered, and leave it to you to judge whether or not this forms a suitable explanation of my peculiarity.

It is a mistake to fancy that horror is associated inextricably with darkness, silence, and solitude. I found it in the glare of mid-afternoon, in the clangour of a metropolis, and in the teeming midst of a shabby and commonplace massage parlor with a prosaic propriatrix and two stalwart men by my side. In the spring of 1923 I had secured some seedy and unprofitable magazine work in the city of New York; and being unable to pay anything substantial, began drifting from one cheap massage establishment to another in search of a maiden who might combine the qualities of decent cleanliness, endurable conversation, and very reasonable price. It soon developed that I had only a choice between different evils, but after a time I came upon a house in West Fourteenth Street which disgusted me much less than the others I had sampled.

[TheMediocreYoungishOne -Tom-]

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human body to correctly manipulate all its components. We live on a flaccid island of impotence in the midst of black seas of sterility, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The senses, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto aroused us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the horny light into the peace and safety of a new celibate age.