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Author Topic: NSFW - At Her Mound of Madness and other HPL porno titles  (Read 5560 times)
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« Reply #75 on: January 18, 2012, 11:00:28 AM »

No title this time, but I can't help but feel that there are double meanings in all this talk of "essential Saltes" and Jed Orne's advice "[not to] call up Any that you can not put downe."

Wow. Just... wow...

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« Reply #76 on: January 18, 2012, 02:27:34 PM »

Wait, I've got a title:

On the Face of Charlene Sexter Ward
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« Reply #77 on: January 18, 2012, 03:23:58 PM »

Wait, I've got a title:

On the Face of Charlene Sexter Ward

I'd watch that movie.

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« Reply #78 on: January 18, 2012, 04:51:32 PM »

Behind the Green (and non Euclidian) Door.
Innsmouth After Hours.
Asenath is in too Deep (ones), or into Deep Ones, or in two Deep Ones, depending on your kink.
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« Reply #79 on: March 12, 2012, 01:11:39 PM »

He Nuzzles in the Night, starring Brown Jenkin
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« Reply #80 on: March 12, 2012, 02:59:01 PM »

He Nuzzles in the Night, starring Brown Jenkin

Suddenly I miss you less. Ew ew ew ew.

Did we already say that The Whisperer in Darkness is kind of a porno title on its own? Or can be. <_<
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« Reply #81 on: March 12, 2012, 03:22:45 PM »

I think the unwritten rule in this sort of thing is that if the original title already sounds sketchy, you should change it to something sketchier. I suggest "The Blisterer in Darkness."
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« Reply #82 on: March 12, 2012, 03:57:05 PM »

Renegade Degenerate Satanic Esquimaux High Up on the Ice Sheet of Western Greenland
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« Reply #83 on: March 18, 2012, 08:27:26 PM »

not a title, but MoM does have the phrase: "primal white jelly." 
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« Reply #84 on: March 19, 2012, 12:22:47 PM »

not a title, but MoM does have the phrase: "primal white jelly." 
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*brain wibbles*

That is officially terrifying.  Bravo.
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« Reply #85 on: March 25, 2012, 02:13:38 PM »

"Inside Asenath" 

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« Reply #86 on: April 07, 2012, 12:36:21 PM »

"The Sploogings of Erich Zann"

"The Rape Case of Charles 'The Molester' Ward"
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« Reply #87 on: April 18, 2012, 02:06:30 PM »

Sorry if this has been done, I mean it's kind of obvious, but I thought 'Linda Lovecraft' would be a great name for a decidedly, um, alternative adult-entertainment actress. I googled the name and of course it's been done already...



There's also this, on a similar theme:



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« Reply #88 on: April 22, 2012, 10:56:04 AM »

On the re-animator front. It's been done!

http://www.repenetrator.com/

may the gods have mercy on our souls.
Funny story I have an autographed copy of this movie. I was at a convention and saw this girl selling what looked like bad paradoy movies and I was wearing a Re-Animator shirt so I bought the dvd without really looking at it. The girl signed it and even took a picture with me. My friends started laughing and I read the autograph "Eat my zombie pussy Joanna Angel" Great flick by the way lots of blood guts and green fluids.
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« Reply #89 on: April 25, 2012, 04:46:19 AM »

Josie and The Pussies of Ulthar.
The Statement of Randy Carter.
The Strange Mist in High House.
The Little Glass Bottle in Her Secret Cave.

Not very good, but I feel it's my duty as a perv. :-)
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