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The Nutcracker Suite - Cool and Discreet

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The android from Fondly Fahrenheit loves to play the Nutcracker Suite to himself while he works in cold climates, and we thought you'd like to listen in!

As our bonus content for Nutcracker Month, we've produced robot versions of Tchaikovsky's famous suite be fleet be fleet. We'll be using the music in the show as we discuss ETA Hoffman's novel this month, but our cultists get the trax YACK-FREE!

The Nutcracker Suite - Cool and Discreet

Original MIDI sequencing by R.J. Stratton, Jr.

Arranged and produced by Chad Fifer

Score by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

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Episode 572 - The Dream of Akinosuke

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It's the wedding episode! Tune in for a magical marriage in fairyland that just MIGHT not be what it seems as we cover The Dream of Akinosuke, a Japanese folktale translated by Lafcadio Hearn!

Special thanks to reader Kristofor Barnes!

We pulled this story from the anthology Fairies.

Read Eat This Not That at British Faeries!

And here is The Revolt of the Evil Fairies 

Next up: The Shining Pyramid by Arthur Machen

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THE COLOSSUS: FULL AUDIO FEATURE

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Our two-hour audio feature has arrived and it is monstrous!

This monster is also available on YouTube! Share it with other weirdos!

The Colossus was written, directed, and scored by Chad Fifer, with additional audio production by Erik Peabody of Viking Guitar Productions and is based on the short story "The Colossus of Ylourgne" by Clark  Ashton Smith.

The Colossus stars...

Andrew Leman as THE MOVIE 

Chris Lackey as Bernard and the Angry Dad 

Hal Lublin as The Apothecary

Jaime Andrews as Istarelle

Greig Johnson as Stephane and Nathaire

Heather Klinke as Aggie, Dorothy and the Old Woman

Chad Fifer as Gaspard, The Enchanter and Jacque le Loupgarou

Rachel Lackey as Cosette and the Lady du Nord

Levi Nunez as Grand Papa, Red, Pierre and the Custodian

Bill Sebastian as The Cleric

Andrew Staton as the Marquis du Nord and Goon #1

Erik Peabody as Theophile and Goon #2

Andreas Olavarria as The Abbot

K.J. Middlebrooks as Jehan

Scott MacDonell as Mr. Daring

Megan Austin Oberle as Mrs. Daring

Joshua Bentley as The Naysayer

Jeff C. Carter as Big Ears

Dana Pupkin as Sephora 

and Andrew Leman once again as The Sexton

This production also featured the tracks Hellions and Blasphemy by Pitch Black Manor as well as Obliterator by Viking Guitar.

COLOSSAL THANKS TO OUR PATRONS FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE!

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THE COLOSSUS: Chapter Eight

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It's THE FINAL CHAPTER!

Thank you so much for hanging in with us while we put it together - YOU HAVE MADE THIS PRODUCTION POSSIBLE!

We will be scheduling a premiere of the FULL FEATURE next week on YouTube as well as releasing it here for everybody. Details coming soon, and ALL THE CREDITS will be on that one.

In the meantime, enjoy the bloody conclusion of THE COLOSSUS!

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THE COLOSSUS: Chapters Six and Seven

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It's the penultimate presentation of The Colossus!

THE COLOSSUS: CHAPTER SIX - THE HORROR OF YLOURGNE

THE COLOSSUS: CHAPTER SEVEN - THE COMING OF THE COLOSSUS

Produced by HPPodcraft - Strange Studies of Strange Stories

Based on "The Colossus of Ylourgne" by Clark Ashton Smith

Written, Directed and Scored by Chad Fifer

Additional Production and Scoring by Erik Peabody / Viking Guitar Productions

Cast:

GENIUSES! Featuring Greig Johnson as Nathaire and Levi Nunez as Red.

Chapter Eight will be out mid-October and the whole movie + full credits will be available for free for Halloween! STAY TUNED!

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Episode 564 - The Devil's Crypt - Part 2

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We're closing up The Devil's Crypt by E. Hoffman Price! Join us!

Our reader is Andrew Leman of the podcast Voluminous. Check out their episode on E. Hoffman Price and his correspondence with Lovecraft - Currying Favor!

And while you're at it, pick up the new Dark Adventure Radio Theatre production The Horror in the Museum!

Here's the Past and Present Futures blog post on Price.

And on a MUCH lighter note, here is Greig Johnson's Lloyd's Bank ad!

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